Unsuitably Attired

            Right before the pandemic foisted itself into our lives, I showed my sister in law my walk-in closet during a quick tour of my home.  She made appreciative and complimentary statements about the master suit and then remarked, “you make me feel like I need to clean my closet.”  It was not that she deemed me unusually tidy; it was that she regarded my clothes collection as austere.

            It did not use to be that way.  I have always loved clothes, but frugality often impeded acquisition.  I learned to sew as a child, and I made some of my own clothes for reasons of economy and adherence to family culture.  As a young teenager, I was given a clothing allowance of $10 per month, which dissipated immediately upon disposition.  My first job, when I turned 16, at a fast food restaurant augmented my apparel investment.  Dressing well in high school was not just about attracting boys; it signaled social status.  The conflict between my fashion obsession and finances continued, unabated, through my college years and through law school.    

            My attire needs took a dramatic detour when I became a lawyer.  Working as an associate attorney required that I wear a suit every single day.  It not just demonstrated commitment to the profession, it signaled my readiness to run to court at any time if a partner walked into my office and slapped motion pleadings on my desk.  I forged the boundaries between full-time employee and devoted mother as best I could, showing up for scores of elementary school functions dressed in business ensembles, my outfit starkly contrasting with the wrinkled t-shirts and sweatpants of my kids.

            With maturity, and tenure, my days of going to court diminished as younger attorneys handled more routine motions.  But I clung to dressing with clout to demonstrate leadership and prerogative.  When I founded my own firm, I began to understand that I had the power to dress with authority – or not.  I still clasped onto to a business casual wardrobe for reasons that had more to do with influence and perception than necessity or imperative.

            But something mysterious happened along the way:  I stopped caring.  I discarded smart khaki pants and sleekly finished dress pants in favor of colored jeans.   Crisp dress shirts and sweater sets morphed into comfy long-sleeved shirts.  Wedges and kitten heels evolved into fashionable but sensible loafers or low-heeled sandals.  I still cling stubbornly to a vestige of formality – make-up every day of the week and blue jeans only on Fridays– but a natural evolution might ordain that I will one day stroll into my office in yoga pants, a t-shirt, and workout shoes.

            I wander through the quietly and beautifully cloistered closet in my home.  I gaze at a simple alignment of pantsuits, unpretentiously graced in muted colors, and I brush off an almost-indistinguishable layer of dust from their shoulders.  I wonder whether the next time I pull them from their hangars I will be going to court – or placing them in a donation bin.  My blazers stand resolutely at the ready to top off black dress pants for deposition duty. I gaze with fondness and a twinge of sadness at my assortment of party dresses that quietly yearn for a wedding dance floor.   

            Gentle but persistent mandates flicker across my mind: I ought to refresh my wardrobe because what I wear demonstrates self-regard and sends surreptitious signals to the outside world.  I briefly ponder a blitz of on-line shopping, the excitement of trying on new clothes, and viewing myself in the latest fashion.  

            I sigh and stretch in the comforting familiarity of stretchy sportswear.  Maybe later.